North Korea, Best Korea!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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