Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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