hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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