why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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