we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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