I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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