Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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