what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You don't make any sense
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