god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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