Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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