Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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