Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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