Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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