You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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