Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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