her vagine was all disorganized.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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