Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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