i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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