Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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