when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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