My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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