And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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