I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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