dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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