So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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