quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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