well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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