Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize
