About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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