I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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