i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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