Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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