drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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