is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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