I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
my liver is dry heaving
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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