where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
someone threw a dead crab at me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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