Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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