that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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