Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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