Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize