I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sext me about skeletons
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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