my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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