i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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