sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My liver just broke up with me...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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