Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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