You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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