Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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