have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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