I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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