I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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