If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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