Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sext me about skeletons
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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